Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Birthday quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.